Last Updated: May 1, 2026
Important: By using DontWork.work, you agree to these terms. Please read carefully. We're mostly joking, but these are real legal terms.
By accessing or using DontWork.work ("the Site"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("Terms"). If you do not agree, please do not use the Site.
DontWork.work is a humor and entertainment website that provides:
The Site is intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not actually encourage you to avoid work, quit your job, or engage in workplace misconduct.
You must be at least 13 years old to use this Site. If you are under 18, you should have parental or guardian consent. By using the Site, you represent that you meet these age requirements.
You agree NOT to use the Site to:
All content on DontWork.work, including text, graphics, logos, games, and code, is owned by us or our licensors and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.
You may:
You may NOT:
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DontWork.work participates in affiliate programs, including:
Our recommendations are genuine, but we may earn money if you purchase through our links. This does not affect the price you pay.
The Site may contain links to third-party websites, products, or services. We are not responsible for:
Use third-party links and products at your own risk.
THE SITE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
We are a joke website. Don't rely on us for serious life decisions.
TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, DONTWORK.WORK AND ITS OPERATORS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR:
IN NO EVENT SHALL OUR TOTAL LIABILITY EXCEED $100 USD.
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless DontWork.work, its operators, and affiliates from any claims, damages, or expenses (including legal fees) arising from:
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate your access to the Site at any time, without notice, for any reason, including:
We may update these Terms from time to time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated "Last Updated" date. Continued use of the Site after changes constitutes acceptance of the new Terms.
These Terms are governed by the laws of [Your Jurisdiction - UPDATE THIS], without regard to conflict of law principles. Any disputes shall be resolved in the courts of [Your Jurisdiction].
For users outside [Your Jurisdiction]: You agree to submit to the jurisdiction of courts in [Your Jurisdiction] for any disputes.
For U.S. users: Any disputes not resolved informally may be submitted to binding arbitration under the rules of the American Arbitration Association. You waive your right to a jury trial or class action lawsuit.
If any provision of these Terms is found to be invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall continue in full force and effect.
If you have questions about these Terms, please contact us:
Remember: This is a humor site. We're not encouraging you to actually avoid work. Please work responsibly. Don't get fired because of us. 😊