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Bubble Wrap Popper

Pop infinite virtual bubbles. Oddly satisfying. Therapy not included.

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The Waiting Game

Do absolutely nothing. Achieve zen. Become enlightened through waiting.

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Vent Typer

Type your rage. Watch it explode. Cheaper than actual therapy.

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Staple Everything

Staple things that don't need stapling. Office anarchy at its finest.

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Infinite Scroll

Scroll forever. Reach impossible milestones. Hypnotic procrastination.

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View All Games

Browse the complete game directory. Updated bi-weekly with new games!

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Should I?

Magic 8-Ball for life decisions. "Should I text my ex?" Probably not.

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What Should I Eat?

Random lunch suggestions. 80% of the time: "Nothing, you're just bored."

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Am I Drunk?

Tap speed + reaction time test. Totally scientific. Definitely not.

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Call In Sick

Random excuses with believability ratings. "Attacked by geese" scores 12%.

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Life Decision Dice

Major decisions via dice roll. When logic fails, roll the dice.

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Career Path Oracle

Absurd career suggestions. "Professional Dog Walker" actually sounds great.

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Should I Buy This?

Purchase enabler. Always says yes. Your wallet will hate us.

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Is It Too Early/Late?

Judging your timing since 2026. "Too early to drink?" Depends on your job.

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Whose Fault Is This?

Professional blame shifting. Spoiler: Usually Mercury retrograde.

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Should I Go to Work?

Finding reasons not to since 2026. Answer is usually no.

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Do I Need This?

Contrarian advisor. Wrong on purpose. Sometimes accidentally right.

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Random Life Coach

Terrible advice delivered confidently. Confidence over competence.

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View All Decision Makers

Browse all 12 decision makers. Make terrible choices efficiently!